It wasn’t until October of this year that I understood what happens on the other side. I never asked to know or even wanted to, but I’m not in charge of these things. I was waiting for the train on the Pine Avenue platform while freezing gusts of air cut through my clothes and seared my skin. It was not supposed to be this cold so early in the year, and my hands had already lost feeling. Wouldn’t be long-—another month or two of this—-and the rest of me would go the same way: nose, ears, heart. The train roared into the station with headlights like yellow eyes cutting through the afternoon gray, and I boarded.

A man of a certain age got on at the next stop. His trousers showed signs of wear, his loafers were scuffed, and his blazer ill-fitting, but he held himself upright with timeworn dignity. He was handsome despite the deep hollows of his eyes, and I made the mistake of catching his glance. He immediately engaged me in conversation.

“Do you like to gamble?” he asked. A brass ring shone on his knuckles as he sat down opposite me.

“Yes,” I said, unable to respond in any other way.

“I thought so,” he replied and rolled up the sleeves of his blazer. He took out a deck of cards, an ordinary deck of cards, and shuffled them without fanfare as I sat watching. The train sped along at a steady pace heading for a tunnel. “The game is called ‘Ashes,’” he said. “Have you played before?”

“I haven’t. Could you tell me the rules?”

“Of course. We each play a card at the same time, and whoever has the red card gets a strike. If you get a black card, you get nothing. If you reach three strikes, you lose.”

“That sounds simple enough.”

“It is. It goes very quickly. Clat! Clat! Clat! Like that. You see? Then at the end, the winner gets the deck of cards.”

“And the loser?”

“The loser sheds his skin, and his bones crumble to dust.”

“Is there any strategy?” I asked.

“None at all. It’s a game of chance. Will you play?”

Again, I was unable to say no.

“Yes, I’ll play.”

“Very good!”

I adjusted my knit cap over my ears while he dealt the cards into two piles. I wondered how many times he had won, but then scolded myself for my foolishness. All of them. All of the times before this he had won. I accepted my half of the deck.

“Ready?” We played the first hand. Clat! I put down a three of hearts, and he put down a five of spades. “You have one strike,” he said with no emotion, and I felt the train pick up speed as we squared off for the next round. Clat! We both put down red cards. Me: a queen of diamonds, and him: a seven of hearts. “You have two strikes, and I have one,” he said. “If you get one more strike you lose.”

I nodded and lay my fingers on the next card in my hand. Was it warm to the touch? Was it growing hotter as my fingers rested on it, demanding to be played? I would not give in, I decided, and as the man flipped over his next card I slid out the one underneath and played it, hoping he didn’t notice. His card was red. Mine was black.

“We each have two strikes. The next person to play a red card loses,” he said, again with no expression. Out the window the slats of the concrete tunnel whirred by, and I felt my seat rumble beneath me as the train continued its path, a path it had taken countless times before this, a path it was bound to. The other passengers in our car were either reading or listening to music, and none of them paid us the slightest bit of attention. We readied ourselves for the next card.

Clat! I put down a jack of clubs, and he put down a nine of diamonds.

“I have three strikes. You win,” he said. He handed me the rest of his cards, and I added them to my deck. He sat motionless for a second, his gaze fixed on something behind my head, and we both waited, scarcely a breath taken between the two of us. My apprehension turned to horror as I watched his eyes recede into their sockets until only black holes remained. His skin started to lose its color, becoming paler and paler until it was completely transparent and the bones of his body shone through. Gone were the blue veins and the brown sunspots and all that suggested human life.

The next moment a great peeling began. It started somewhere around his temples where patches of skin started to flake off and float to the ground. His cheekbones became exposed, then his chin, then the delicate disks of his spine, and so on. The garments he had been wearing shredded along with his skin, and soon all that was left of him was his skeleton, still sitting across from me in the upright position he had assumed all along. The remaining bones rattled at an alarming volume as the train roared on, but none of the others looked up from their books or turned their gazes in our direction. Soon even the skeleton began to crumble, and I watched his skull, ribs, arms, legs, and fingers all turn to a fine powder and fall to the floor.

By the time the train came to a halt at the next stop I was sitting across from an empty seat below which lay a pile of hoary dust. We had emerged from the tunnel and gray daylight flooded into the car. The doors opened, and a couple passengers got off while others got on. I packed the deck of cards neatly in its case and put it in my jacket pocket, swallowing hard. The train pulled away once more, and I took a deep breath to calm my trembling body. It was then I realized nothing had changed. I stood up at the next stop and exited the train, reminding myself to flip the page of the calendar when I got home.

Words I Made Up To Use This Autumn

Through the trees

Bicaffeinate (v): To order a coffee drink such aship a Pumpkin Latte and forget there is actual caffeine in it so you follow it with plain coffee or extra shots resulting in an unexpected caffeine high. Bicaffeinated (adj): unable to relate to non-caffeinated humans in conversation or interaction

Ex: I accidentally bicaffeinated before my philosophy class and ended up choking the girl next to me because she said YOLO in our discussion about Horace.

Flannelsham (n): Seeing a male in the distance wearing a flannel button-up and believing he is handsome/cute/bang-able and then realizing when he gets closer that he is old/homeless/a lumberjack. Flannelshammed (adj): Having been the victim of such a ruse

Ex: I was totally flannelshammed last night at the bar when I was giving the sexy eye to that Joseph Gordon-Leavitt-looking dude who turned out to be the tamale-cart guy from the corner.

Drunkle (v): Drinking in excess in a chilly setting followed by the uncontrollable urge to cuddle with someone under a blanket or near a fire.

Ex: After three Caramel Appletinis all I wanted to do was drunkle with the next person I saw.

Related form: Friendrunkle (v): drinking in excess with your best friends until you find yourselves involved in a group cuddle

Harvestite (n): A sudden appetite for all foods you believe are currently being harvested, even if you don’t know how to make them edible. Common examples are beets, Belgian endive, chicories, squash (all types), and kohlrabi.

Ex: Looking at this recipe for Roasted Acorns on a bed of Garlic Kale is giving me such a harvestite!

Farmtasy (n): The somewhat irrational obsession with meeting the love of your life between the months of September and November at a farmer’s market, orchard, or community vegetable garden. Often prompts clothing decisions like sweaters with moose graphics, knit caps, feathers, straw hats, and ironic overalls.

Ex: If he had a little more facial hair and different glasses he would look just like the boy in my farmtasy.

Hyperaudiation (n): The extreme pressure felt by some to create the perfect playlist on Spotify/iTunes/Pandora to listen to while reading in a cozy chair at the library or walking down leaf-covered sidewalks. Note: these playlists will all contain at least one Sufjan Stevens track. There are no exceptions.

Ex: I can’t talk/text/respond right now because I’ve got some serious hyperaudiation going on here.

Bootsomnia (n): The inability to sleep do to a fixation with a pair of boots (riding, winter, or otherwise) that you are convinced you must own. This is sometimes accompanied by the acute panic that someone has just bought the last pair in your size and can only be alleviated by the actual purchase of desired item.

Ex: My work performance has suffered because ever since I saw those knee-high Derek Lams in the window I have had the worst case of bootsomnia.

Shrizzle (n): a substance coming from the sky that is somewhere between a light rain and a faint snow. Not to be confused with “shizzle,” an utterance commonly used by the hip-hop artist Snoop Lion, formerly known as Snoop Dogg.

Ex: If I look out the window tomorrow and see shrizzle I am just not leaving my apartment at all.

Bonsire (n): an intense desire to sit around a bonfire while drinking brandy cider or pumpkin ale, often accompanied by a craving to smell burning leaves. While experiencing bonsire it is common for urban-dwelling individuals to mistake cigarette smoke or bus exhaust for an actual bonfire. Bonsirous (adj): the quality of having bonsire

Ex: Last week I had such a bonsire that I hung out in that weird guy’s apartment all night just because he had a fake fireplace.

Fashurious (adj): anger caused by the fashion world’s insistence on putting pictures of spring clothes in magazines when all you want to look at are chunky knit sweaters and layers upon layers of scarves.

Ex: If I pick up the November Vogue and see even one model in a swimsuit (you know who you are, Raquel Zimmerman) then I will personally march up to Anna Wintour’s desk and slap the sunglasses right off her face.